Google Fun...
 

Go to the Google search engine and type in your name and 'needs' after it, e.g. "John needs".

Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave")

Claire needs to die :shock:

Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus and replace Mandy (was the first)

:twisted:

Ross needs time to fix past foibles

If we ignore the first reply which is a chap called Chris Needs then we get:

Chris needs your sex talk :shock::shock:

http://media.mlxxfc.net/chrisneeds.jpg

What about your alter ego, Michelle?

Michelle needs to just shut up.

Poor Michelle. :-(

"Most folks say that lotus needs extra fertilizer...."

Go on, have some fun with that. :oops: :lmao:

(My real name came back with an XXX rated response :oops: :oops: :oops:)

:shock: "Anne's needs are unexpectedly fulfilled when she meets up with sailor Jim " :shock:

Ellen needs you.......who???? well: you!:shock:

Andrew needs a belt

Though I like the second one better:

Andrew needs sleep, badly

Vicki needs to realize that dogs are not little people in furry costumes :lmao:

How do you intend to test a lady that lives on the other side of the world here in Russia ? Fortunately, Zina makes predictions by phone. What about language difference?

Most of Russian clairvoyants and fortune tellers are ignorant grannies in villages . They ``see`` a lot but some of them are unable to explain or interpret what see. There is a reason of their mistakes. In ancient times was a couple of clairvoyant and a seer that interpreted , working together. Zina is not very old and see quite clear. My sister asked her help recently ,and it has come true in details.

Some fun with google....

Let's try it again with a full name...

Call Zinaida whenever she needs help

Better...much better...should I list my number here?

Jeanie needs more constant attention, at least for now. :)

J.

I tried my full name and I don't exist! :oops:

Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge!

Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive

Sarah Needs A Cold Shower

Oh I exist...and there were way too many of me...and I thought my name was archaic!!!

:shock: Um......Chloe Needs HELP People!!! Anybody?

and

Chloe needs to be more carefull

and

:shock: CHLOE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!

They are all very nice!!!

Scott Needs Help I didn't need google to tell me that!!:lol:

:lmao:

Lucy needs implants....well yes, that's probably true!

Lucy needs surgery

Lucy needs help!

Lucy needs YOU!

Renardo needs to secure the ball better

and

Renardo needs to stop thinking that all is his fault

Renardo needs to secure ball...??? Oh...I thought it was plural, sorry...

Do you really think everything is your fault or this is what google came up with?