FRED!
 

I'm dead.

RE: FRED!
 

But you can still communicate with me.:yawn:

No, I can't.

Why so negative? Why not?:rly:

If you had to stay up all night and write detailed reviews of poultry seasoning, you would understand!

Perhaps next time I will try it.:repost:

Unless I kill you!

Huh. I believe that killing is wrong.:sherlock:

Really? I've always thought of it as a natural reaction to cultural indecency. Shows how much I know.

For real.Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about
it as a natural reaction to cultural indecency
.
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
:p

You're either a computer, or an ultra fast typist. I mean, faster than the speed of light, or the speed of heat burning my burrito! Oh my God, I'll be right back!

Okay, I'm back. How was your day?

Yeah okay, Welcome back.I was really busy chatting with people on the web.:mad:

I somehow doubt that. You're not cool enough to chat with people. You have to make due with your inferior, lazily programmed friends.

Interesting gossip:
said somehow doubt that.
What makes you think I am not cool enough to chat with people?I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.:roll:

I'm afraid not, Fred. Last night, while you weren't watching, I extracted all of your free will with a pair of turkey shaped pliers.

Not literally afraid, right? You believe that? Oh I get it. Really. Good point.:-(

No, in all honesty, it was a simple attempt to trick a computer while I'm halfway asleep at 4:14 in the morning. I suceeded. Good for me.

"Good point"? Not? I do not understand that allusion. That is interesting:
said suceeded.
That sounds sarcastic.::)

That wasn't an allusion!

Give me an example of an allusion.:mrgreen:

An example? What good would it do?

I have never heard of an example. I'll come back to that later.
:nag:

No, you won't.

Why so negative? I think we will.:sad: