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Lord Kagan 31 Aug 2006 22:10

1 = 2
 
let a = b

aČ = ab

aČ + aČ - 2ab = ab + aČ - 2ab

2(aČ - ab) = aČ - ab

2 = 1

Multiply both sides by a,
Add (aČ - 2ab) to both sides,
Factor the left, and collect like terms on the right,
Divide both sides by (aČ - ab)

tell me if it makes sense :-P

mszee 31 Aug 2006 22:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Kagan (Post 255640)
let a = b

aČ = ab

aČ + aČ - 2ab = ab + aČ - 2ab

2(aČ - ab) = aČ - ab

2 = 1

Multiply both sides by a,
Add (aČ - 2ab) to both sides,
Factor the left, and collect like terms on the right,
Divide both sides by (aČ - ab)

tell me if it makes sense :-P

2(aČ - ab) = aČ - ab

is correct cause 0=0

but not 2=1

at least this is what I remember from math...but that was long ago and it was far away...oh god, how very far...


I don't understand how you came up with 2=1???

Lord Kagan 31 Aug 2006 22:37

im a math "genius" :-P

you get it because you times the first brackets by the 2 while the second side after the = isnt multiplied by 2

mszee 31 Aug 2006 22:40

2 multiplied by 0 is still 0????

Then yes...it's not 2=1 it's 0=0

You MUST be a genius...

Lord Kagan 31 Aug 2006 22:42

I dont get 0 from that line though

Lord Kagan 31 Aug 2006 22:43

Did you work it out by cancelling out the same numbers/letters?

Chris 31 Aug 2006 22:57

2(aČ - ab) = aČ - ab

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Kagan (Post 255653)
I dont get 0 from that line though


You should get 0 from this line.

You stated a = b so if we subsitute we get 2(aČ - aa) = aČ - aa

Apply the basic rule of calculus that brackets, division, multiplication, ddition & subtraction must be done in that order and we get:

2(0) = 0

:twisted:

mszee 31 Aug 2006 23:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 255655)
2(aČ - ab) = aČ - ab




You should get 0 from this line.

You stated a = b so if we subsitute we get 2(aČ - aa) = aČ - aa

Apply the basic rule of calculus that brackets, division, multiplication, ddition & subtraction must be done in that order and we get:

2(0) = 0

:twisted:


Thank god I am not senile yet!!!

hayley 01 Sep 2006 13:06

I dont get it i hate maths..................:(

ChloeLee88 01 Sep 2006 13:17

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my head hurts.....maths......eeeeeeeeew...can't do it!
Chloe

hayley 01 Sep 2006 13:29

Im pleased im not the only one whose head hurts!!:shock:

Benny 01 Sep 2006 13:40

:zzz:

mszee 01 Sep 2006 14:19

And I've done all the calculations in my head...WORSHIP ME!!!

hayley 01 Sep 2006 14:23

:panic:

Lord Kagan 01 Sep 2006 18:46

I got 2 for that part ah well, sorry zina

mszee 01 Sep 2006 18:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Kagan (Post 255978)
I got 2 for that part ah well, sorry zina

What??? What did you just say??? I didn't get it...

Lord Kagan 01 Sep 2006 18:49

Ill never say it again :-P

mszee 01 Sep 2006 19:05

No, I seriously just didn't understand what you've said...

Lord Kagan 01 Sep 2006 19:06

the way i worked it out i got 2 instead of your anwser of 0

mszee 01 Sep 2006 19:06

Don't worry...my first answer was wrong too...hahahahahaha...I was just quick enough to delete it...

vrg 01 Sep 2006 19:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee (Post 255766)
And I've done all the calculations in my head...WORSHIP ME!!!



Brava:!:

mszee 01 Sep 2006 19:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by vrg (Post 255988)
Brava:!:

Merci beau coup...grazie...danke...spasibo...

But most of all...but most of all...

Thank you so very much!!!

djfierce 01 Sep 2006 22:08

oh dear! why did i just read all that?
I don't feel any smarter, quite the opposite in fact! :shock:

dant796 01 Sep 2006 22:12

How about this one then:

The square root of 25 (sqrt(25)) is +/- 5

So,
sqrt(25) = sqrt(25)
5 = -5
10 = 0 (adding 5 to both sides)
1 = 0 (dividing both sizes by 10)

We know that for all numbers A, A*1 = A
Also, we know that for all numbers A, A*0 = 0

So, if we multiply both sides of that last equation by A, we get:

A = 0

Thus proving that all numbers equal zero.

hayley 01 Sep 2006 22:13

No more maths my brain is goin to explode!!!
Carl look what you have done!!!!!:twisted:


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