What would you do if Meat Loaf knocked on your door?
 

This afternoon someone came to my door, he looked official, had the uniform and the van etc. I asked him for his ID but he had none so I wouldn't let him in the house. He went away and a couple of hours later he returned with Identification. I let him in and within ten minutes he had fixed the sticking door.

My kids were in tucks. My 13 year old asked me what I'd do if Meat Loaf came knocking on our door. My 15 year old said "She'd stand there gawping at him for half an hour then ask him for his ID." My 17 year old said, "And if he didn't have any on him she'd send him away to go get some.", my 13 year old then said "and she'd keep the kettle topped up and on boil until he got back with it."

I didn't realize my kids thought I was so stupid! :shock:

If Meat knocked on my door??

Shocked and probably pass out!

:faint: !!!

I'd invite him in of course;)

Nothing, my door bell doesn't work

:lmao: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

id be surprised to find any food knocking on my door

wouldnt u like to know....hehehe

If Meat knocked on my door I'd tell him off for ignoring my piggin' doorbell which took hours to setup and everyone simply ignores! Damn irritiating I'll tell you! Especially when they moan I don't hear them knock!

I'd look around for the candid camera

You should put a sign up up saying "please use my piggin' doorbell" next to it.;)

I'd remove the guard cat wrapped around Meat's ankle.

I´d clear the problems I´ve got with all these ******* managers with him personally.

I would make him sing for he's tea.

And if he was no good he would go hungry

Panic

Wonder what he's doing in my little corner of the world.
Then invite him in for a cuppa of course!:mrgreen:

hide behind the sofa........ lol!!!

scream then have a heart attack.

I would demand that he does a live recording of IGLHFBOU - it's the best song in the whole damn world, why doesn't he do it live?

I would be shocked...:yikes:



Then look closer :wtf: and say...













:nuts: NEIL, QUIT FOOLING AROUND, YOU DARN FLYING MOUSE!!!! :nuts:


:lmao:


P.S. Oh yes...I am blind as a bat...I wouldn't know Meat Loaf from my mailman at first sight

If Meat would come into my door, I would ask him to wait until I have cleand up my apartment.. There is horrible mess: loundry on the floor and I think I´d have to do the dishes.. ;)

But serious speaking I really would burst out crying or have a heartattack..

I'd ask him what the hell he's doing in Cambridgeshire when he's got a gig on tonight!!!! Then I'd cadge a lift down in the tour bus.... :lmao: