Person above me (alternative version).
 

:twisted: Exactly like the other version, except for the fact that the things you post should be outrageous lies :mrgreen:

Just nothing too offensive :wink:

:twisted: The person above me can ask for a bacon buttie in 923453260 differnt languages, including 45 dialects of Chinese.

the person above me is from Japan.

:twisted: The person above has the largest collection of fluffy bunny slippers in the world :shock:

The person above me looks great in green

the person above me is a woman

the person above is a man

:twisted: The person abouve was involved in a bizare plot to bungee jump into cuba from a hot air balloon to steal Fidel Castros shoes :wtf:

person above has a beautiful green jacket

The person above me absolutely adores mice and wouldn't dream of hurting one.

The person above me is male

The person above me reached his retirement age

Is not going to Wembley

Bought the entire Wembley stadium last Tuesday

Isnt living in no asylum :twisted:

:twisted: Was the man behind the grassy knoll :shock:

wearing his jacket was the grassy knoll

:twisted: Does not have a bizare compultion to keep mentioning that jacket in this thread :roll:

Bought an elephant from E-Bay

Was that elephant

Is extremely short in stature

Has 3 arms

Is an alien

is from the uk

Is not as smart as George Bush