What's Your New Name???
 

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Thanks, Mike!

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

A = snickle
B = doombah
C = goober
D = cheesey
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = dumbo
H = farcus
I = Dorky
J = doofus
K = funky
L = boobie
M = sleezy
N = Sloopy
O = fluffy
P = stinky
Q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
T = tootsie
U = dipsy
V = sneezy
W = liver
X = skippy
Y = dinky
Z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = dippin
B = feather
C = batty
D = burger
E = chicken
F = barffy
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = farkle
J = monkey
K = flippin
L = fricken
M = bubble
N = rhino
O = potty
P = hamster
Q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
T = snickle
U = chuckle
V = pickle
W = Hubble
X = dingle
Y = gorilla
Z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = butt
B = boob
C = face
D = nose
E = hump
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = head
L = tush
M = chunks
N = dunkin
O = brains
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = frack
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = hiney
Z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

My new name is:

Sloopy Farklechunks!!!

Dinky Farkletush........... Hmmmmm

Sloopy Pottydunkin :shock:

Sloopy Battyshorts....:?

dorfus chucklehiney

Dorfus dippindunkin ,, oh my

Mines Sleezy Dippinshorts!! I like it!!

Goober Wafflebutt lol

Meat Loaf's would be Snickle Pottybutt or Dorfus Burgerbutt!! I'm glad he's not likely to read this!!!

Shouldn't Goober be one of them?

If you take his first name as Michael but he'll always be Marvin to me!!

Sleezy Battydoodle :shock:

Wafflebutt, eh?

I think this requires further investigation...;)

Dorfus Chickentush ...lol

Doombah Waffletush :lol:

Sounds like you're somewhat related to Michael...

:shock:
True... maybe I missed something there...;)

Couldn't be that you've missed too much...:lmao:

:roll: won´t say anything further ;)

You're indeed a wise woman

Snickle Gizzardhump

:? Sloopy Dippinhiney reporting for duty. :roll:

M - Sleezy

O - Potty

A - Butt

Sleezy Potty Butt

Hmm... NICE!

:wtf: :nuts: :wtf: !!!!

Snickle Frickenbutt here....

Well after all the time I've spent on the bike just lately, that's about right!!!!!

Snooty Potty-Face :shock: