Rephrase that ...
 

Rephrase the previously posted phrase without losing the basic meaning, then post a new phrase.

Example:
As good as it gets -> The best it can be







Keep of the grass.

Don't trample the grass

Beware of the viscious dog

Make love to me > I don't bite .... hard

Where is the next phrase?

oh! whoops!

Take out the Trash

Throw that garbage out!!!

It's very quiet in here...

Every b*gger's run off and left me!

Would anyone like a pint?

Who is paying???

This is one good looking chick!

Time to go to Specsavers for some new beer goggles

What you see is what you get

And nothing all I ever get...:(


Life is a lemon and I want my money back...

May I have my money back please, My life seems to be bitter

You are what you eat

You are full of sh*t

Would you please pass the salt?

Get away from me, devil!!!! *cross, cross, cross*

Surf's up and so am I

Dude, Surfs totally up

It hurts only when i feel

I always knew you're a vampire and are immortal...

I've been looking for an original sin.

I've worn out all the old sins, need to invent a new one

Yo, ho, and a bottle of rum, a pirate's life for me

I am Johnny Depp wannabe....

I'd lie for you and that's the truth!!!

It really wasnt me, Honestly! I promise!

It was like that when I got there

I am a big fat liar...

Your hat is in the way...please remove it...

I know that hats covering your bald spot but take it off.

Honestly, I never lie

I have NO idea what I am talking about...

Please turn off the light when leaving the room

Turn the F'ing light off, I'm trying to sleep!

Wheres my bacon?

Show me your @ss, please.



Get me five gallons of water!