Some jokes I found in an old joke book
News Flash
A lorry load of wigs has been stolen on the M1. The police are combing the area,
Another News Flash
A 4-foot man and a 9-foot man have just escaped from jail. the police are looking high and low for them.
A joke from a magazine:
Ali G's sister is pregnant but there are complications and she falls into a coma for nearly six months. When she wakes up she asks the docter about her baby. The Doctor replies, "Congratulations, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
She thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,
"Well what's the girls name?"
Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow thats not a bad name!"
Then she asks the doctor, "Whats the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, "Denephew."
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