Right everyone Cher has turned up - great bike - parked in the new car park
She makes a speech:
"I'm blown away" by this new B&B
"Don't make the same mistake" get fire/smoke alarms installed
Employ
"The Gunman" for the yobs
This is the
"shape of things to come"
I declare the new B&B open - and airhead - well done
**Chere walks inside and looks around **