*sends pub a letter from jail*
Dear meaters...
I am eating disgusting stuff here and everyones scared of me. Please send some clothes because the way things are going am going to be in here for quite some time because I put a pin on the security gaurds chair and salt in the wardens tea. You will find some clothes in my room in the b and b. AND VISIT ME ON VISITING DAY OR ELSE!!!!
love your nutty friend,
eddie