Thanks Caz!!!
Its that it????? Oh great, four pounds and a button?
Maybe if i put on a bit of emotional blackmail to everyone in the pub... Nah, too much hard work! I'll just make them. I have a loofah and i'm not afraid to use it!!!
Oi, WARDEN!!!!!!! WHATS ON TELLY TONIGHT????
Oh great. No south park?????
No simpsons????
Surely there must be Steptoe???? *sniffle*
oi caz, bring in a portable telly with ya next time, I need my south park!