President Bush gets out of his helicopter
in front of the White House carrying a baby
pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
Bush replies: "These are not pigs, these
are Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for
Vice-President Cheney, and I got one
for Defence Secretary Rumsfeld."
The Marine again snaps to attention,
salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir."
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