More Chili talk ...
A semi-driver has been traveling through the desert for hours without food. He's been looking for a diner to get something to eat at, but nothing has come up. Eventually he sees one with just one other person in it and the waitress. He walks in and asks for a menu. He looks at the menu and all he sees is chili. Although he doesn't like chili much, being as hungry as he is, he orders a bowl.
"Sorry, that guy down there got the last bowl," said the waitress. So he sat there and just rested for a bit. He kept looking down at the man with the chili, and he hadn't taken a bite of it this entire time. So he goes down by him.
"Are you going to eat that? Because I have been driving for hours without food and I'm starving and I noticed you haven't taken a bite of that chili."
The man said, "Oh, sure, you can have it"
"Thank you so much sir."
So he went back to his seat and began scarfing the chili down. And when he got to the bottom, there was a dead rat sitting in the bowl. He's so disgusted that he puked it all right back into the bowl. He said to the man who gave him the chili, "Oh God, there's a dead rat in this!"
The man replied,"Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."
