Well, if I was a man or a gay woman, I would choose girl number two.
I mean what's the point of having great T+A if there is nothing behind it?
If you can't talk to somebody, then there is no point being with them.
You will normally find that people like girl number two have more true friends around them and will be more content with a male best friend than a four-day fling with the local male slag (no offence to male slags).
Anyway eds, you have a very charming habit of collecting freaks, goths dagenham homo's and friends. One of them is staying with you this weekend...and plans to get you tiddly
Why do you want a boyfriend so much anyway? Remember what happened last time with Stephen (aka walking cardigan).