Update on screwy parents/job thingy -
My uncle works for P+O. He had a word with his bosses, pulled a few strings and got me a position in either miami or spain (not joking

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I am now thinking about moving in with my weird gay boyfriends who seem to be mentally deficient (fun!

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my lovely weird dad has blown his top at what I have tol him about the job, and informed my wonderful parents that if I am kicked out, I will live with him in Norway (icy cool

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Mother dearest apologised (result!!!)
Life is definitely sweeter.
Thank you all for replying to this, I have great respect for everyone here.
Pudding - sorry for ranting at you in the Nirvana thread
I hate thinking that I've upset somebody...