Why am I always pushed in front of in the dinner line when I'm in abig hurry???
I went to school with hair smelling of egg today. Never wash my hair with egg again.
Have to meet up with jenna soon. Her chocolate willies are crying to be eaten and they'll be one cream filled penis short if it's any longer...
my bum is numb.
mums depressed cos she's walked out on her job, and we are skint. (whats new? I'm working class)