Someone on Messenger has been wittering for a joke so here you are:
A duck goes into a pub and says to the barman, "Got any fish?"
The barman looks at the duck and says, "This is a pub that doesn't server food, no we don't have any fish" So the duck walks out.
The same duck comes in the next day and says, "Got any fish?"
The barman looks at the duck and replies, "I told you yesterday we didn't have any fish, we don't have any fish today" So the duck walks out.
The same duck comes in the next day and says, "Got any fish?"
The barman says to the duck, "We don't serve food, we didn't have any fish yesterday, or the day before that. We don't have any fish today and we won't have any fish tomorrow!"
This goes on for a few weeks, eventually the barman gets exhasperated and says, "Look we don't server food, we never have had fish, we won't ever have fish, if you come in here again and ask for fish I'm going to nail your webbed feet to the bar!!!"
The same duck comes in the next day and says, "Got any nails?"
The barman looks perplexed and replies, "No I don't have any nails"
The duck replies, "Got any fish?"
