Two hillbillies walk into a bar. They have a shot of whiskey and
chat about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she
is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The other one asks. The woman begins to turn blue
and shakes her head.
One of the hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress, yanks down her pants and quickly gives her right butt cheek
a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
the bar.
His friend says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
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