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Cathie · 11 May 2005, 16:42

Blonde joke...sorry!

A blonde walks into a hairdressers wearing a set of headphones. She is greeted by a cheerful young hairdresser who sits her down in the chair and ties the cape around her.

"What kinda style were you thinking?" asks the hairdresser.

"I want it cut a bit shorter please," says the blonde.

"Ok then, well if you'll just take your earphones out..."

"No!" shouts the blonde, "Whatever you do, don't take them off!"

"Okaaaaay," mutters the hairdresser and starts to cut away.

After a few minutes the hairdresser tries to cut the hair around the blonde's ears but she can't cos the headphones are in the way. The hairdresser remembers what the blonde said but she thinks she is just being silly so before the blonde can protest she rips off the headphones and throws them to the floor.

The second she does so the blonde falls down dead.

The hairdresser stares at her in total shock for a few minutes, then puts the earphones to her own ears to hear what the blonde had being listening to:

"And breathe in...and out...and in...and out..."

11 May 2005, 16:42	#280
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	Blonde joke...sorry! A blonde walks into a hairdressers wearing a set of headphones. She is greeted by a cheerful young hairdresser who sits her down in the chair and ties the cape around her. "What kinda style were you thinking?" asks the hairdresser. "I want it cut a bit shorter please," says the blonde. "Ok then, well if you'll just take your earphones out..." "No!" shouts the blonde, "Whatever you do, don't take them off!" "Okaaaaay," mutters the hairdresser and starts to cut away. After a few minutes the hairdresser tries to cut the hair around the blonde's ears but she can't cos the headphones are in the way. The hairdresser remembers what the blonde said but she thinks she is just being silly so before the blonde can protest she rips off the headphones and throws them to the floor. The second she does so the blonde falls down dead. The hairdresser stares at her in total shock for a few minutes, then puts the earphones to her own ears to hear what the blonde had being listening to: "And breathe in...and out...and in...and out..." Last edited by Cathie; 11 May 2005 at 16:53.