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lol!
Mam tried to learn to drive from Dad, which is never a good idea. She gave up on learning. Anyway, she used to move over to the pavement whenever there was someone on it! Another time she was approaching a t-junction, and Dad told her to slow down. So naturally the car shot forward , she took her hands off the wheel screaming, and Dad had to pull the car round on two wheels!!!!!
When one of my older brothers was learning, they were coming to a t-junction with a hedge straight ahead of them. He went into the hedge When Dad asked what he did that for, he replied. "You didn't tell me whether to turn left or right"!
I know the feeling: driving to cinema the extra long way on Sunday that I don't know, Dad sometimes just started talking loudly to me about changing down gears ages ago when I didn't know where I was meant to be going