A woman is pregnant with triplets when she is shot in the stomach three times. She's rushed to hospital but she's fine and the babies are all fine.
A few years later the first triplet goes up to his mum and says "Mum, I've just done a poo and there was a bullet in it"
Mum thinks about it and says, "Don't worry about it, it's perfectly normal"
The next child comes up to her, "Mum, I've just done a poo and there was a bullet in it"
"Don't worry, it's ok,"
Then the third child comes up to his mum, he takes a deep breath and says:
"Mum, mum, I've just done a fart and shot the cat!"
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