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Chris · 24 Jun 2005, 00:01

One day a blonde went into a department store. She said to the owner, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The owner replies, "No, you're a blonde".

Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with black hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The shop keeper says "No, you're a blonde."

Next day the blonde comes in with pink hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?"

The owner says, "No, you're a blonde."

Then the blonde goes, "How do you know I'm blonde?"

He replies, "Because it's a microwave."

24 Jun 2005, 00:01	#288
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	One day a blonde went into a department store. She said to the owner, "Can I buy that T.V.?" The owner replies, "No, you're a blonde". Next day the blonde comes into the same shop with black hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?" The shop keeper says "No, you're a blonde." Next day the blonde comes in with pink hair and says, "Can I buy that T.V.?" The owner says, "No, you're a blonde." Then the blonde goes, "How do you know I'm blonde?" He replies, "Because it's a microwave."