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Originally Posted by Rockette
Seeing you are here, however, please impart some of your Kiwi humour here. I like your wicked jokes. 
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I'm actually from Yorkshire, hence the Pud/Pudding name

and moved to New Zealand over 6 years ago. However, if you're wanting a typical kiwi joke, here goes:
Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep ?!?
SH1: F
uck the sheep !!!!
SH2: *pause* Do you think we have time?
Pud