[Chris]

Some more

• why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
  
  What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?
  
  If a tree falls over in the woods and no one is there to see or hear it, do all the other trees point and laugh?
  
  If a man says something and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
  
  Why do women go through the pain of plucking their eyebrows and then get a pencil and draw them back on?
  
  Are sacked electricians Delighted?
  
  Who first discovered that you could get milk froma cow? and what the h*ll was he doing at the time?
  

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