HA! See, the error of thine ways leads thee to make a mockery of thine sacred and godly vows, taken mere days ago... Thy disbelief and yea, mockery, shall cause thee severe pain in this life and unimaginable torment in the next life, child, yet still thee are being offered the chance to renounce BabBazz, and take belief in the one true lord, the great lord Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, for should thee continue to resist the truth, only harm can come of it, and thee shall be mightily smote by the pointed piano wielded by the gatekeeper, and never shall thee hold nor even sight, the guitar pick of peace, leaving thee in mental and physical anguish for all eternity.
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