LO, for the penguins are vanquished, the jihad was a mighty success. The penguins were found lurking in the evil town of Arcade, and in that town was one Loafer, a sole crusader and representative of the cause, the magnificent Yeti man, yea, we joined forces, rectruited some faithful followers with our mission, a soul who did not wish to spend eternity in the damnable clutches of the BabBazz, thus, the Yeti, the Orca, and the Preacher, unofficial leader of the Loaves, disarmed and demolished the remnants of the penguins, with nothing to hand but the love of the Loaf and the protection of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano and a few snowballs, the Loafers saved the day, brilliantly led and manouvred by Joady, and now the guitar pick of peace is back with the gatekeeper of the pointed paino, the night of the full moon awash with the life blood of the tortured, damned and innocent alike has been averted and delayed for a while longer, so I and the Loaf say to thee, seize this chance for it has been bought for ye with sacrifice and supreme courage, do not let thy comrades die in vain for thine souls, for that will increase thine torture and make thine judgement far harsher come doomsday, oh wicked ones.
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