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Old 03 Jun 2006, 07:33   #118
L96
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Thee speak of flames. These are no flames, compared with the burning that thee shalt receive for thine lack of repentance and true belief, for tis written that infidels and disbelievers alike shalt have every bodily hair set alight individually, then be cast into a pit of fire, until a juicy golden brown, be fed to the ravenous demons surrounding, then thine dessicated body laid out for the vultures to feed upon, and lo, there shalt thee be stuck until the end of time, for though thee may scream and demand death to release thee, shalt not happen for the non-believer and the denial of the one true Loaf, thine heresy in this life shalt get thee nowhere, for thee cannot understand the eternity that awaits thee.
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