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Originally Posted by Lotus96

Dost thee truly wish to invite this humble servant of the Loaf to the Bar? For there, twill be possible to minister more closely to thine spiritual needs, my son, as they seem to overwhelm thee. Be warned, thee cannot bribe a true servant of the Loaf, for the Loafers shalt overcome. Twas always the way, no philistine nor insidious corrupt souls can understand the great sacrifices made for them in the name of the Loaf, thee should guard thine tongue, lest the gatekeeper of the pointed piano become wrathful and distracted, and lose the guitar pick of peace again, for this time ye shalt rescue it thineself, as thee lack appreciation and gratitude for those who gave their soul to rock and rock for thee in the name of the Loaf.

Much better...stop by the pub at any time...we serve mean drinks...except for those that are watered...but you're special...so in the name of Loaf...come on down to the pub and lets get drunk already...