*ahem*
Has the (tediously) good preacher ever actually LISTENED to a Mear Loaf record?
There is actually a lot of glorification of naughty things in the music, so for the church of the Loaf to attack said naughtyness is a bit bizare
Now, Archbishop Mouse has a little sermon to air
Do not, thee of inflated self importave and superiority, take as thine devine right, especially in the word and the work of thy heavenly Loaf, to thus condemn and curse thoust most followers of Loafy faith.
If thoust persisteth in the condemnation of the most humblest and dedicated followers of thy holy Loaf, then thoust will have no other option to smite thee, lock thy church, and cast thee out.
And ye, though thoust perchace think it wiseth to contine thoust most boring and tetious rant of thy brothers and sisters of the Loaf in the tap room of thoust forum pub (or any other place of communal meeting herein), then thee vengful super moderator shalst instucteth thee that thoust drift perilously from topic, and command thee to get back hence.