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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

*ahem*
Has the (tediously) good preacher ever actually LISTENED to a Mear Loaf record?
There is actually a lot of glorification of naughty things in the music, so for the church of the Loaf to attack said naughtyness is a bit bizare

This Preacher dost not follow false idols, the one true way and path is that of the mighty Meat Loaf, who is this Mear Loaf of which thee speak, false prophet and messenger of BabBazz? It could be thought that ye are a member of one of these newfangled cult-like movements, if so, be warned brother in Loaf, for they shalt only lead thee astray from the one true way.

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Now, Archbishop Mouse has a little sermon to air

Do not, thee of inflated self importave and superiority, take as thine devine right, especially in the word and the work of thy heavenly Loaf, to thus condemn and curse thoust most followers of Loafy faith.

Thou should read more carefully, oh heathen brother of the Loaf martyrdom, for should thee pay more attention, thee will note that damnation occurs only to the sinful, disdainful and non-believers, not to the true Loafers within the faith, those whom follow the tolling bell of the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano.

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

If thoust persisteth in the condemnation of the most humblest and dedicated followers of thy holy Loaf, then thoust will have no other option to smite thee, lock thy church, and cast thee out.

Lo, my heart is sorely troubled for thee, must be terrible to be caught in traps of confusion, sin and misery, whence the true way is not obvious to thee.

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

And ye, though thoust perchace think it wiseth to contine thoust most boring and tetious rant of thy brothers and sisters of the Loaf in the tap room of thoust forum pub (or any other place of communal meeting herein), then thee vengful super moderator shalst instucteth thee that thoust drift perilously from topic, and command thee to get back hence.

Power and false idols corrupt thee, brother, hateful and vengeful talk shalt get thee nowhere in the eyes and graces of the Loaf and Loaves, thee shalt remain a mere Loafer of the lower order of the brethen of the Loaf, resulting in no crusade attendance for thee, thus halting any chances of progression, ruining thine chances to gaze upon the face of the Loaf and hear the Loaf in all his glory, hallelujah and Paradise.