This Preacher dost not follow false idols, the one true way and path is that of the mighty Meat Loaf, who is this Mear Loaf of which thee speak, false prophet and messenger of BabBazz? It could be thought that ye are a member of one of these newfangled cult-like movements, if so, be warned brother in Loaf, for they shalt only lead thee astray from the one true way.
T'was a typo.
Thou should read more carefully, oh heathen brother of the Loaf martyrdom, for should thee pay more attention, thee will note that damnation occurs only to the sinful, disdainful and non-believers, not to the true Loafers within the faith, those whom follow the tolling bell of the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano.
This music is ALL ABOUT sin.
You wanna preach against sex, drums, and rock n roll, you picked the wrong god
Loaferism is a little more fun than that.
Lo, my heart is sorely troubled for thee, must be terrible to be caught in traps of confusion, sin and misery, whence the true way is not obvious to thee.
Confusion - noy guilty.
Sin - guilty as charged (I hope)
Misery - Not guilty.
The true way is pretty obvious.
Lock this thing if we don't get some decent happy sermons.
If I wanna be told i'm going to hell, i'll go to a real church.
Power and false idols corrupt thee, brother, hateful and vengeful talk shalt get thee nowhere in the eyes and graces of the Loaf and Loaves, thee shalt remain a mere Loafer of the lower order of the brethen of the Loaf, resulting in no crusade attendance for thee, thus halting any chances of progression, ruining thine chances to gaze upon the face of the Loaf and hear the Loaf in all his glory, hallelujah and Paradise.
*thee* doesn't need any help form power and false idols.
*thee* was already corrupt.
And power was made to be used.
So, do we get some decent happy sermons, or is this place getting locked up?