BOOH - morals for existance II
Brother Mouse, thine kind words for a friend, I am sure they were received with as much, if not greater, love than they were given.
Now, back to the lesson...
The Loaf tells us to believe above all other things, for even he believes, and if he shalt be proven wrong, then we shalt all be proven wrong with him, and thus it is no matter of great concern, for the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano have proclaimed it thus: if I gotta be damned, then I wanna be damned, dancing through the night with you. Lo, for verily we shalt know no fear in our crusade for Loafers, for conversions, to save the sinners and disbelievers of this world from the perifidious BabBazz who shalt no doubt rise again, along with the aforementioned plague of Elvis impersonators, bejewelled with false rhinestones, but be strong, oh Loafy ones, for rhinestones are not the riches they appear to be, and will not grant thee thy boons of flagrantly rotating pelvi. In the words of the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, when the day is done and the sun goes down, moonlight shining through, then like a sinner before the gates of heaven I'll come crawling on back to you... and so tis, that the Loaf is coming for us again, in the third resurrection, rebirth and uprising, and no doubt this third coming shalt be the most glorious of them all, and the Loaf, the gatekeeper of the pointed piano and all Loafers and Steinmanites alike shall storm triumphant through the halls of fame to Rock and Roll heaven. HALLELUJAH AND PARADISE, praise to the Loaf and the day of the third rising!
Last edited by L96; 07 Jun 2006 at 10:06.
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