How heartening to see such a hearty group of people here on this chilly morn. Never fear, the mighty Loaf, tells us, he was damned when we were saved, and thus he hath demonstrated his eternal love for us all, and his reluctance to leave us to eternal misery at the hands of the BabBazz. The disbelievers and infidels refuse to believe the words "For Crying OUt Loud, you know I love you", sent to us by the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, via the Loaf, and thus he tells us that he will never leave us, should we choose to accept the way and repent of our non-Loafiness, yet there are many that will not do so. Tis entirely possible, and indeed likely, that the ignorant shall be buried in chilly sand and frozen in California winds, should they not believe ans worship when given the chance, for the Loaf will recieve everybody with open arms and eyes, and love them for all eternity, and not tear their jeans apart along with all lower limbs and jean contents. Tis written that without the Loaf, there will be no sun to cure coldness, no shelter from rain, no children, no answers to questions, no highways, no games, no future, no home for anybody, endless falling, stalling, and hence an eternity consigned to misery, nowhere to go, falling deeper and deeper into pits of despair, being buried alive in sand with subzero winds blowing over thine naked body, no motivation to change, unable to do anything about it all due to perpetual stalling.... the ressurection is nearly upon us, repent in good time, friends, repent or face thy life as hell.
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