10 Jun 2006, 06:37
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#159
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 28.03.2006
Location:  And you think you're down under???
Posts: 26,252
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lotus96
Begone from this place, oh traitorous one, take thy BabBazz messages away from this Loafy shrine, lest thee be condemned to eternal trials, long after thee has left this mortal coil, for thine eyeballs shalt be plucked out by the claw of the raven, stewed as a feast, thy toes and fingers shall fester on thy body as thee leave trails of pus and blood behind thee, thy gangrenous tongue shalt drop off, to be torn apart and swallowed by hideous reptilian creatures, winged with fire and breathing air so rotten thy hair shall curl and drop out, thy limbs and nose shalt wither and crumble, falling from the face and body and returning to the dust from whence they came, shall be an agonising process, and just when thee think 'tis nearly over, then lo, twill begin anew, and thine suffering shall grow greater for each trial, for thee shalt have more nerves and more pain in every regrowth, though the Pheonix may rise from the ashes, the blasphemous are fated to never rise, but to spend all eternity in the agonies of damnation.
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