Oh, brethren in the Loaf, 'tis a most sad day indeed. For one amongst us, one of the staunchest, most dedicated, committed Loafers, one of our own brethren, a valued member of the community, a pillar of our society, and one of the leaders in Meaty ways has
fallen prey to the perilous BabBazz and its evil ways, it has snuck in to her mind, and corrupted it when least expected. Thee are told this, fellow Loafers, as an example of the pitfalls that may befall thee if ye let down thine guard for a moment, and so that thee can assist in tendering to our courageous sister, in this, her hour of need, for surely she needs us now, and needs the grace of the Loaf and the mercy of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to assist out of this trap into which she has fallen, for with the strength and support of the Loafers, she can be revived, and returned to this earth, this may also be a test for the rest of ye, to ascertain which of thee truly love thy brethren in the Loaf, and, indeed, the Loaf himself.