Sarcasm??? Moi???

No dear, never YOU

*now THAT'S sarcasm

*
Scary isn't a word...
Well you must be pretty fearless to go with the wedding.
Should I mention here that objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are???
Where?
Heck...with me sitting here all day on my butt I will join the army of fat rotten b-----s soon
Don't worry dear.I'm sure you'll get the hang of it