It seems so common, but people are often scared to start a cyber-sex relationship. This month, GORSKYS.COMedy looks at the benefits, pit-falls and ettiquette of cyber-sex.
You need to be careful that your dream woman is not in fact a 60 year-old man with a dodgy sense of humour.
You can send your cyber-lover a
smiley face symbol, and eat the box of chocolates yourself.
It's perfect if you want to have cybersex with a 60-year old man with a dodgy sense of humour.
Many chat rooms consider it poor form to 'walk in' and shout "Who wants to have cyber-sex with me?" Rooms with names like "Christian Fellowship", "No Cybersex Here" and "I Love My Barbie" should be avoided.
That said, it's great fun to go into the "Christian Fellowship" chat room and ask "Who wants to have cyber-sex with me?" just to make them angry. Beg for their forgiveness as a true test of their committment to Jesus. Then slip in a line about slipping in the tongue.
Your wedding will be on TV on a slow-news day (and face it, that's most Saturdays).
You are guaranteed your cyber-partner is lying, so there's no harm in you doing it too.
Cyber-sex to the point of orgasm is banned in most public libraries.
Make sure your cyber-partner is not one of your parents before aranging to elope with them.
Make sure that your cyber-partner is in fact human and not some Artificial Intelligence program. You might love your new iMac, but offering to marry one is just embarrassing.
If you do marry your iMac, make sure you get on TV. Hopefully, Steve Jobs will take pity on you and buy you a floppy drive. (Although a hard drive would be better).
You can dump your cyber-lover just by changing your nickname.