Loafers rejoice, for the lord Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano have risen again! Like sunshine on dewdrops, paradise is accessible via thine dashboard light, for the BabBazz has been setback, that may be temporary, nonetheless, our lord Loaf rises again, the rainbow in the sky with no rain foretells his third coming, and lo, it shalt be a great, glorious and triumphant return to his kingdom, and who amongst thee hast not longed for this day? For the Loaf is here, he walks the earth with us mortals and graces us with his presence again, rejoice in his name and through the words of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, lift thine eyes to the heavens and give thanks and praise, look to the stars, for they foreshadow his appearance, enjoy the frostbitten chill of thine winter evening, and the joy in the sun on thine back, for hell hast frozen over, BabBazz is skating to work, and we all gather together in this great outpouring of joy to have our Loaf amongst us again, praise be!
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