A fly was flying past a farm when he sees a bull in the field. Spotting a fresh steaming pile of poo, the fly realises he is hungry and decides to feed.
He eats and eats and eats till he can eat no more.
He flaps his little wings and tries to take off, buzzz, but he's so full he only lifts an inch off the ground, he tries again BUZZZ, but still can't take off.
He thinks for a minute and then sees a rake leaning against the wall and makes his way over to it. He climbs and climbs, looking up he sees he has a long way still to climb.
After an hour of climbing he reaches the very top of the rake handle.
He launches himself in to space WHEEEEeeee, SPLAT!
The fly hits the ground and dies.
The morale of this tale: Never fly off the handle when you know you’re full of bullshit
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