Oh, the insidious BabBazz, how perfidious and sneaky are it's ways. This most humble and modest of Preachers was today listening to the word of the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, taking courage from the thought of the Loaf and the gatekeeper, allowing this mind to relax from torment, and cherishing in this heart the one true way and light and life, and thinking of all the joy and happiness the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano have brought to mineself and others in their quest for perfection... when LO! Suddenly, suddenly, suddenly, in the midst of this deep meditation.... there it was... the tremendous howlings of the Bab, corrupting and defiling the words of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, scaring the children and just alike, terrifying the immortal and leading the evil to cheer her to even great heights of desecration. Fear not, brethren in the Loaf, for the Preacher has screamed "THE EVIL ONE! BEGONE IN THE NAME OF THE LOAF" and thrown the modern recording device across the length of the manufacturing plant. Rest assured, brethren, the Preacher cannot suffer for this indescretion, for the Loaf in his love and in preparation for the third coming protects this most humble of Preachers, as do religious persecution laws. Thus, was the infidel BabBazz defeated in it's sly and tricky ways, so Loafers, take heed, and be on thine guard, for the BabBazz would not attempt these tricks unless the third coming was at hand. Be warned, brethren, and be aware. Be very aware indeed.
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