> > FEMALE POEM
> >
> > I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong,
> > One who loves to listen all day long,
> > One who thinks before he speaks,
> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> > I want him to be gainfully employed,
> > And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
> > And knows what to answer to how big is my behind"
> > I want this man to love me with no end,
> > And forever be my very best friend.
> >
> > MALE POEM
> >
> > I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs,
> > Who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
> > I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s..t
> >
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