At this time in my life, I have the overwhelming urge to solve the real mysteries of life.
Will an alarm go off if I take more than 12 items through the express checkout? Does a bunch of bananas count as one item or do they count however many bananas there are in the bunch?
Can my webcam develop legs and venture into my bedroom at night? Or worse, can it follow me to the shower?
Does anyone ever print out the one-word story threads here?
Has anyone else managed to kill Fred?
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