a young lady walks up to an old man sitting in a rocking chair on his front porch. she is impressed by how healthy he looks given his old age, so she asks," sir, if you don't mind my asking, what has been your secret to such a long life?"
"well," the man answers, "i drink a case of beer a day, smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, i eat oily, fatty foods, and i never exercise."
"wow," the young woman says, clearly impressed. "and if you don't mind my asking, just how old are you?"
"twenty-six."
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