No offence to anyone from essex im an essex girl my self!!!!
Q: What is the difference between a walrus and an Essex girl ?
A: One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus !
Q: What do Essex girls use for protection during sex ?
A: Bus shelters.
Q: Why does an Essex girl wear knickers ?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
Q: How do you amuse an Essex girl for hours ?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board ?
A: Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.
