Why chocolate is better than men
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate
With chocolate there's no need to fake it
You can have chocolate at any time of the month
Good chocolate is easy to find
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
You are never too young or too old for chocolate
With chocolate size doesn't matter
Reasons why Dogs are Better than Men:
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public
Dogs miss you when you're gone
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong
Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence
Good looking dogs don't know they're good looking
Dogs understand what means
Dogs think you are a culinary genius
You can force a dog to take a bath
Middle-aged dogs don't abandon you for a younger owner
Reason why a Diet Soda is Better than Men:
When you swallow a diet soda you only get 1 calorie
The first one won't get mad if you need another one tonight
You can dump it when you're done
A diet soda will treat you the same in the morning as the night before
You can pick one up anywhere without people talking about you
You can do one in the car even while driving
The aftertaste is certainly better
You can get a bigger size without changing brands
You never have to lie to a diet soda
You can have a headache and still enjoy it
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