*Takes a look down the cellar stairs*
OH NO 
RATTSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell you doin down here?
You been sucking the beer taps again
errrrrrr, sorry about this Ginny, but I think you're about to discover that those Loaferettes are leathal in more way than one
Let's just say that "beer goggles" are very, VERY mild compared to Loaferette telescopes
Never heard my cousin Rattsy discribed as gorgeous before
