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Old 12 Jun 2003, 17:44   #21
dottie
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Originally Posted by Kat
Top ten reason why a cucumber is better than a man:

1. Cucumbers stay hard for at least a week
2. The average cucmber is at least 8 inches long
3.Cucumbers can stay up all night
4. Cucumbers wont make you sleep in the wet spot
5. You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle
6.you only eat cucumbers when you feel like it
8. A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet
9. A cucumber never asks "are you ready yet?"
10. A cucumber wont leave you wondering for amonth
Oh Kat this is wonderful!!
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