Dottie,my offspring suggest,..Mini Postwhore

because then it would give you something to aspire to!!
I thought Extreme Loafer
or simply ...The Best
...but the offspring say no good ,because there would be nothing beyond to strive for
they think that after ranks of Loafer should come ranks of POSTWHORING;
mini postwhore.. at 2000 posts
Semi post whore... at 3000 posts
Demi postwhore... at 4000 posts
postwhore.. at 5000 posts
Senior postwhore.. at 6000 posts
Super Postwhore.. at 7500 posts
Mega Postwhore... at 10000 posts