A man takes his dog to the doctors. The doctor asks "What wrong with your dog?" The man replies, "I think he's dead." The doctor leave the room and returns with a cat. The doctor places the cat on the table with the dog. The cat walks pass the dog, sniffs the dog and then hits the dog. The dog does nothing. The doctor picks up the cat and tells the man that his dog is gone and hands him a bill for $600. The man asks why so much money and the doctor says " $100 for the office visit and $500 for the cat scan."
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