Official Statement
by Mr. R. J. Radiomaster
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen,
Herewith I, Mr R. J. Radiomaster, affirm officially the following facts.
1) I never owned a Barbie or a related toy
2) I never owned a green dress
3) I never wore a green dress
4) I never wore any other kind of womens clothes
5) I am neither gay nor transvestite
6) I am not looking like Ken
I declared this in the full posession of all of my mental faculties.
are you sure..did you ask a doctor? what medicines do you use?
MLUKFC server, September 1, 2006
R. J. Radiomaster